I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
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I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
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When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
I'm always down for nudity.
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