he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
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No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
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Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I have aggressive nipples.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
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