Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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