so explain again why im purple
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole