Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
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I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
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Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.