he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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