just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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