I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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