Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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