You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
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