Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
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I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
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Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.