i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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