She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
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For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
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Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.