my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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