i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
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Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
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oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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