Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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