Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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