Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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