I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
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For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
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We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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