the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
You can't motorboat a personality
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
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