We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
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There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
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Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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