you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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