I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
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So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
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Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
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