belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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