His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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