if you like me you must not know who I am
Define "chronic" masturbator.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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