We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
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This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
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I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
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