So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
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It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
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He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I'm both gender and math confused
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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