I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
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I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
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Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
I think i got beer on your cat.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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