Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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