I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
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will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
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My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
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