Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
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So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
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you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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