Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
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The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
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Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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