I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
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I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
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THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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