Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
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