And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
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