you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
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