okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
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Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
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I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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