fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I would like to be the first to explain to you that if you've woken up with bruised knuckles this morning, it's because last night you tried climbing out of our car window and into the drive through window at maccas. The cashier chick freaked out and slammed the window on you and beat you around the head with her headset thingy.
Shittttttt.
Be not ashamed. It was youtube-worthy.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
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Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
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It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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