For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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