garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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