No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
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I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
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The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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