i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
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I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
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Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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