He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Randomize
