before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
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