Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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