he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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