Ambien. No doubt about it.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
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Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
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Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
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