he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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