I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
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Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
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It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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