talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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