I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
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she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
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If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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