Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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