I wannas sexs uuuuu
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
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he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
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Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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