these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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