I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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