We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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