I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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