After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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