I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
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that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
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You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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