Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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