There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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